March 2, 2018
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Wardrobe Malfunction
Today's GO SOMEWHERE was to see the plum blossoms at Jindai Botanical Gardens. We had lunch in Chofu, but before that DH wanted to make a pit stop. He went in but didn't come out for, um, quite a while. He came out and explained that he had been dealing with technical difficulties. It is still cold out and he wears two pairs of undies, and he had the inner pair on backwards. That problem had to be remedied before the crankcase could be drained, which involved entering a stall and rearranging the wardrobe to a functional condition.
Later in the evening, B and Mee called for a screen session. Mee wanted to see Grandma's busses, and I had a couple so I showed him. Then he wanted to see my fire truck, but I don't have one to show him, so I showed him a bunch of other old cars that I have here and he seemed to be impressed. He thinks construction equipment is scary, though. The call ended with B saying that he smelled something suspicious and asked Mee if he had done a doodle in his diaper. Mee denied everything, but B took a peek to find a ****load of evidence to the contrary. Then Mee 'fessed up, but said it was only a small doodle not even worthy of posting on Unstagram.
