April 10, 2018

  • URUSAI!

    Raucous ad players 
    Flood brain with aural clutter
    Let me shop in peace!

    Expressing my thoughts in a haiku seemed better than screaming. I really hate those things. All the players on all the shelves in all the stores blend into a sea of racket and I have trouble even remembering why I went there in the first place. Requests to turn them down all go totally unheeded. Why do I have to be blasted with a blurb about stomach medicine when I went in to get eye drops??

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